Jimmy's dad

“Dip your sausage in your egg”
“It tastes great”
Jimmy’s dad said
Not wanting to be rude
Jimmy nodded his head
And then his dad muttered
“Why don’t you put some beans on your fried bread”
Jimmy said nothing
He pretended to be hoarse
Then in the corner of his ear he heard”
“Dip your bacon in your saurce”
Jimmy’s sister
Betty G
Said “dad”
“Leave Jimmy alone”
“He’s nearly thirty three”