The unique walking club

With an awkward wiggle
A double half hop
A stretched leap
And a backward trot
Bernard rubber legged Trub
Was the all round star
Of the unique walking club.
His very good friend
Simpson Trimp
Had a perfected triple limp
A reversed three quarter stride
And could walk in two directions
At the same time
When he really tried
So if you walk with a wiggle
Wobble while you walk
Contact, Simpson Trimp
Or Bernard rubber legged Trub
And become a full time member
Of the unique walking club.