Being Stout

There’s now’t wrong
With being stout
Because when the wind blows
If you’re thin
You fall about
There’s now’t wrong
With being stout
It makes you strong
And if you’re strong
You don’t get gout
Yes there’s now’t wrong
With being stout
Because my wife’s stout
Being stout she says
Helps her shout
So, be happy
Be Stout
And if your less than stout
That’s ok
But never be stoutless
Because then
You’ll have nowt