Mrs Dearing

How’ve you been?
Mrs Dearing
“What was that”?
“I’m hard of hearing”
Have you had a nice day?
The weather’s been fine
“Who’s a swine”?
“What did you say”?
Are you going deaf?
“Of course I am”
There’s nothing wrong with your hearing
Mrs Dearing

Chalk farm

A drew a big fat pig
On my school black board
Then I drew another
So it wouldn’t get bored
I coloured them in pink
All covered in mud
Then I drew a dairy cow
Sitting on a rug
Nine happy hens
Were playing in their den
Then along came dozy hen
Which made them ten
It was a big black board
So I drew many more
Four lambs
A sheep
Three goats
And Fred the farmer’s back door
Then I drew a cheeky fox
Who never meant to do any harm
“What are you doing there Benny boy” said John grovel, the teachers pet
Can’t you see grov?
I’m drawing a chalk farm.

Seven little tailors

Seven little tailors
Sitting in a in row
Stitching on pockets
And chatting as they sow
Nimble spoke to Ernie
Dimple spoke to Fred
Rubin dropped his thimble
And getting up bumped his head
The moral of this story
Is one to concentrate
Because the very next day
Dimple spoke to tringle
Leaving work with Pimple
And trapped his toe in the gate