Two beer bellies are better than one

Two beer bellies
Are better than one
Announced Ron to John
One winter night
Over a pint

I’ve only got one
Replied John
Well, so have I
Said Ron

Thank goodness
After a few
They agreed
Together, they had two :-)

Muck, mud and grime

I laughed in the mud
I laughed in the muck
I laughed rolling around the floor
I laughed in the horse manure store

Then it rained and washed away
The muck the mud and the grime
And all the manure from the horse manure floor
Then I had, a dirty laugh no more.